I swear to God this just happened

31 Aug

This is an actual conversational exchange my girlfriend and I just had:

Me: “Aren’t you glad I’m not afraid of commitment?”
GF: “Afraid of what?”
Me: “COMMITMENT!”
GF: “Oh, sorry, it sounded like you said ‘peanut butter.'”
Me: “…”
GF: “Can you make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?”

Sometimes you just can’t write comedy like this.

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